I AM MELON LOOORD

CHARACTER'S NAME:TOPH BEI FONG
THEIR AGE: AS OLD AS TIME ITSELF 15
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT'S LOOKING GOOD.
FAMILY: MOTHER AND FATHER, IN THE EARTH KINGDOM.
FRIENDS: HAHN, HAHNICA, KAT, SOKKA, THE DUKE, BEARDMAN(MAY HE REST IN PEACE), G-SUS AND IROH (DID I FORGET SOMEONE?)
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SINGLE
RELATIONSHIPS: N/A
PERSONALITY: A CERTIFIED BADASS CHILDHOOD PRODIGY. ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND OVERTAKING 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES IN HER FREE TIME.
BRIEF PRE-WANG HISTORY: LIVED WITH HER MOTHER AND FATHER, SOCIALIZING WITH OTHER RICH AND BRILLIANT CHILDREN, LIVING A GENERALLY BORING EXISTANCE AS A SPOILED LITTLE RICH KID. MOTHER AND FATHER DECIDED IT WOULD BE ADVANTAGEOUS FOR HER TO GO TO SCHOOL IN THE FIRE NATION TO 'HELP HER GET AHEAD'. ENDED UP ACTUALLY ENJOYING HERSELF FOR ONCE, AND DECIDED TO STAY.
SHORT SUMMARY OF WHAT THEY'VE BEEN DOING SO FAR: TAKING FROM THE RICH AND GIVING TO THE SEXY, BONING PEOPLE, TRYING TO GET TEO TO REVEAL THAT HE'S ACTUALLY A CYBORG, TRYING TO GET INTO SOKKA'S PANTS, TRYING TO MAKE HAHN MISERABLE.

I DISAPEER WITH A BUNCH OF ALIENS FOR A MONTH AND A HALF AND YOU SONS OF BITCHES CANT' HANDLE YOURSELVES? PLEASE. WHAT'S WITH THIS 'TRIANGLE' BULLSHIT? YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY LIMITING YOURSELVES TO ANYTHING LESS THAN GIANT ORGIES HOURLY? REALLY?

HAHN, HARU'S OKAY, HE'S STARTING TO NOT CRY WHEN THEY STICK VARIOUS THINGS IN HIS VARIOUS ORFICES, AND SOMETIMES HE JUST PASSES OUT. I WAS STARTING TO FEEL BAD WHEN I HEARD HIM SCREAMING. BUT HE'S PRETTY MUCH GOOD NOW.

AANG IS BUSY ON SOME OTHER PLANET WHERE HE'S A FAMOUS COSPLAYER FOR SOME WEIRD KID'S SHOW. IT'S WORKING OUT WELL FOR HIM.

KATARA, ALIEN SEX IS AWESOME. JUST SO YOU KNOW.


NOW GIVE ME A PROPER WANG HELLO, YOU PUSSIES.